Complete and utter randomness

First, feel free to let me know if the background/font color scheme is a bitch to see.

I can't read people's names unless I run the mouse over them.

Wait a minute... that wasn't random! That wasn't random at all!!

jitterypillow wrote:I can't read people's names unless I run the mouse over them.

Wait a minute... that wasn't random! That wasn't random at all!!

Ahh yeah that area is weird with that. I'll see if I can change that anywhere in the admin shit. But the other way to see names is right above the post it gives who posted it along with the date and time they posted it.

I figured that out eventually.

Hey! This still isn't random!

hello.....is this thing on??

MY BALLS ITCH!!!!
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Sex is good!

Random question. How do you quote people? I wanted to quote Freak's post about sex... I utterly agree.

charliebrown36 wrote:Random question. How do you quote people? I wanted to quote Freak's post about sex... I utterly agree.

Haha, nevermind. I just figured it out on my own! YAY!

May you tumble and fall down your grand
Marble stairway
May that caviar pate` you were eating
Block your airway
May your manservant deliver the Heimlich
With honor
May this make you vomit on your Dolce
Gabbana
May your wife's worried face show a hor-
Rific expression
May you realize she's not worried- that's
Just Botox injections
May all the commotion cause to crash
Your chandelier
And propel into your rear
It's sharp diamonds from DeBeers
May your Ferrari break down
May your chauffeur get high
And smash up your stretch Rolls up on
Rodeo Drive
Off the breaking backs of others is where
You got all your bucks
Til we make the revolution
I just hope your life sucks

All my people in the place put your fist
In the air
All my down muthafuckas get up outta
Your chairs
All my real down peoples we got love for
You here
Cept for that muthafuckas right there
Get em

May your Champagne not bubble
May your pinot be sour
May that white stuff you snortin be 96
Percent flour
May the famous rapper you bring to your
Daughter's sweet 16
Get some pride and walk out
As if born with a spleen
May the death squads you hire be bad
With instructions
And by mistake be at your mansion with
The street sweepers bustin
May this make your guests forsake
Their white Russians
And dive behind the Jimmy Martin
Cryin and cussin
May your chef be off pissin in the bisque
In the kitchen
May I assume your autobiography is filed
Under fiction
Cuz off the breakin backs of others is
Where you got all your cash
Til we make the revolution
I your life sucks ass

All my people in the place put your fist
In the air
All my down muthafuckas get up outta
Your chairs
All my real down peoples we got love for
You here
Cept for that muthafuckas right there
Get em[b]

who farted?

fuzz bomb found a fuzzette...

fuzzbomb wrote:fuzz bomb found a fuzzette...

do tell!

there's a great story to go with this...it all started with a ticket(speeding) to be followed by a court date...since i forgot to send the ticket in,i wanted to speak with the DA/ADA/WHATEVER...you get the point...as i'm sitting there i see a person i used to date twenty years ago...when i was not such a good boy...as she is walking by me,she says fuzzy...and i said,hi,_____.and we exchanged numbers...and so far...

by the way,kas...there is sooooooo much more to this story.


tee hee

fuzzbomb wrote:there's a great story to go with this...it all started with a ticket(speeding) to be followed by a court date...since i forgot to send the ticket in,i wanted to speak with the DA/ADA/WHATEVER...you get the point...as i'm sitting there i see a person i used to date twenty years ago...when i was not such a good boy...as she is walking by me,she says fuzzy...and i said,hi,_____.and we exchanged numbers...and so far...

by the way,kas...there is sooooooo much more to this story.


tee hee

YAY FOR FUZZY FINDING A FUZZETTE!

good for you Fuzz...and you'll have to tell me the rest sometime!

PENIS!
I want to make a stop motion movie of one that moves and does tricks.

I know. I am SO fucking wierd.

charliebrown36 wrote:PENIS!
I want to make a stop motion movie of one that moves and does tricks.

I know. I am SO fucking wierd.

Your weirdness inspires others to weirdness.

Here's an idea for a stop motion/ animation/ whatever. A bald guy has his arms wrapped around him, rubbing his hands up and down, trying to warm up. You know that motion you do when you're cold? Left hand on right shoulder, right hand on left shoulder, moving up and down? OK, have the guy doing that. He starts at a normal pace, then rubs his arms faster and faster, getting a weird look on his face, until his bald head shoots white liquid out the top.

The guy's name, of course, should be Richard.

I need professional help.

jitterypillow wrote:

charliebrown36 wrote:PENIS!
I want to make a stop motion movie of one that moves and does tricks.

I know. I am SO fucking wierd.

Your weirdness inspires others to weirdness.

Here's an idea for a stop motion/ animation/ whatever. A bald guy has his arms wrapped around him, rubbing his hands up and down, trying to warm up. You know that motion you do when you're cold? Left hand on right shoulder, right hand on left shoulder, moving up and down? OK, have the guy doing that. He starts at a normal pace, then rubs his arms faster and faster, getting a weird look on his face, until his bald head shoots white liquid out the top.

The guy's name, of course, should be Richard.

I need professional help.

Seeing as you obviously saw it since you quoted it... did you see my previous post?
I think I need help too.

Yeah, but your proof is in miniature print, so that most can't see it. I posted my shit in regular size, then put my previously unpublished picture up, so that anybody that didn't know what I looked like before now knows my face, and will forevermore associate it with a psychopathology that at the very least bears watching by a professional.

That was too complex for me to think of a witty comeback.

not really liking the new site

interactivity is at an all time low

want my fucking stalker tab back....assholes!!!


nobody hits your page to say hi...

need i go on???????

here is my random....I have netflicks but can't think of a good fucking thing to watch and im so tired of games. Am i dying? Shall i call someone of my issue?

On another topic i think i want a fun car that makes people shit themselves where i can say get the fuck out my way not stopping

Also, seriously thinking of moving soon just need to clear a few things up first