Vaginas? Really??

Alright, as a man, I appreciate my wife's, but as a father, my daughter's confuses and frightens me.

How do you people cope with those things??? They're far too complicated.

two words
chastity belt

personally,i like vaginas...

as long as they meet certain requirements

which are?

age...duh.

cleanliness....

and who the vagina belongs to...

these are all important criteria.

Right... but NOT my DAUGHTER'S.

Personally, I hate vagina's.
The monthly "gift" that they lavish on me all the time makes me want to get a sex change.
I think I could be a hot sexy masculine guy.
I dunno if Taylor would like it though...

you're hottest as a chick,cb...




just sayin...

fuzzbomb wrote:you're hottest as a chick,cb...




just sayin...

Haha, well thank you fuzzy. I'll keep that in mind for future reference.

I'm inclined to agree with Fuzz, but technically don't think I should cast a vote until all the info is in. Guess you're just gonna have to get nekkid so my conclusion will be fair and accurate.

jitterypillow wrote:I'm inclined to agree with Fuzz, but technically don't think I should cast a vote until all the info is in. Guess you're just gonna have to get nekkid so my conclusion will be fair and accurate.

Half naked, such as my attire when I was at Roverfest... maybe. But no nekkid.

charliebrown36 wrote:

jitterypillow wrote:I'm inclined to agree with Fuzz, but technically don't think I should cast a vote until all the info is in. Guess you're just gonna have to get nekkid so my conclusion will be fair and accurate.

Half naked, such as my attire when I was at Roverfest... maybe. But no nekkid.

Your attire will have to be one step up from roverfest and I gave you some suggestions.

Ace0751 wrote:

charliebrown36 wrote:

jitterypillow wrote:I'm inclined to agree with Fuzz, but technically don't think I should cast a vote until all the info is in. Guess you're just gonna have to get nekkid so my conclusion will be fair and accurate.

Half naked, such as my attire when I was at Roverfest... maybe. But no nekkid.

Your attire will have to be one step up from roverfest and I gave you some suggestions.

Hahaha, yes... this is true. BUT I still don't have that attire.

charliebrown36 wrote:

Ace0751 wrote:

charliebrown36 wrote:

jitterypillow wrote:I'm inclined to agree with Fuzz, but technically don't think I should cast a vote until all the info is in. Guess you're just gonna have to get nekkid so my conclusion will be fair and accurate.

Half naked, such as my attire when I was at Roverfest... maybe. But no nekkid.

Your attire will have to be one step up from roverfest and I gave you some suggestions.

Hahaha, yes... this is true. BUT I still don't have that attire.

Well looks like I found a good xmas gift for ya

Ace0751 wrote:

charliebrown36 wrote:

Ace0751 wrote:

charliebrown36 wrote:

jitterypillow wrote:I'm inclined to agree with Fuzz, but technically don't think I should cast a vote until all the info is in. Guess you're just gonna have to get nekkid so my conclusion will be fair and accurate.

Half naked, such as my attire when I was at Roverfest... maybe. But no nekkid.

Your attire will have to be one step up from roverfest and I gave you some suggestions.

Hahaha, yes... this is true. BUT I still don't have that attire.

Well looks like I found a good xmas gift for ya

Sweeeeeet. This in turns means that I figured out your x-mas gift.
FASHION SHOW!!!!

charliebrown36 wrote:

jitterypillow wrote:I'm inclined to agree with Fuzz, but technically don't think I should cast a vote until all the info is in. Guess you're just gonna have to get nekkid so my conclusion will be fair and accurate.

Half naked, such as my attire when I was at Roverfest... maybe. But no nekkid.

Fine, fine. Slutty half-missing lingerie it is. I spoil you so.

jitterypillow wrote:

charliebrown36 wrote:

jitterypillow wrote:I'm inclined to agree with Fuzz, but technically don't think I should cast a vote until all the info is in. Guess you're just gonna have to get nekkid so my conclusion will be fair and accurate.

Half naked, such as my attire when I was at Roverfest... maybe. But no nekkid.

Fine, fine. Slutty half-missing lingerie it is. I spoil you so.

Well none the less... I still make no agreements until they are in my possession.

Not that I have money to spend, but what are your sizes? I've been known to do innovative things with duct tape...

HAHAHAHAHA hey I got first dips you can wait jit.

Ace0751 wrote:HAHAHAHAHA hey I got first dips you can wait jit.

He does have a point there jit. He made the first offer to offer my 'clothing' therefore I won't be accepting any new offers until the previous offer is finalized.

He made the first offer for "clothing". I made the first offer for duct tape. One's at The Gap, the other tapes it shut. Two completely different offers, and should be treated as such!

jitterypillow wrote:He made the first offer for "clothing". I made the first offer for duct tape. One's at The Gap, the other tapes it shut. Two completely different offers, and should be treated as such!

This is indeed true. However, since duct tape is sticky, I need to see the quality of the work before I accept the offer.

You like sticky huh well you found your man right here

Ace0751 wrote:You like sticky huh well you found your man right here

Actually, just the opposite.
That's why I need to see the quality of work first.

What, no faith??

I thought about finding some pick of a chick wearing panties made of duct tape or somesuch, but I'm just far too lazy. Use your imagination!