Why doesn't everybody just cut the bullshit and agree with me???

"Eva points at that with the speeds you would gain from a water slide, there is no way you could slow down enough not to fly off the end of a slip n' slide and burn the fuck out of your ass on the ground. Thus proving the point that you NEED POOLS AT THE BOTTOM."

"Jittery rubs the bridge of his nose, realizing that THIS is why the Catholics keep chicks in the convents, then decides to lock himself in his office, searching for internet porn to inspire his next sermon."

jitterypillow wrote:"Jittery rubs the bridge of his nose, realizing that THIS is why the Catholics keep chicks in the convents, then decides to lock himself in his office, searching for internet porn to inspire his next sermon."

"Eva busts down the door, trying to figure out the right words for her throw down argument, since jittery is now avoiding her. And he compared her to a catholic."

"Eva shields her eyes, leery of what state of undress Jittery might be in, but is suprised to note that he's standing in front of the computer wearing a lab coat and cackling like a bad Bond villain, saying, "At last, I've uncovered the secret! Moo hoo hah hah!"

Ace comes in this topic then quickly leaves as its going in the wrong direction.

Ace0751 wrote:Ace comes in this topic then quickly leaves as its going in the wrong direction.

Eva drags Ace right back in, deciding that she should not have to suffer alone.

"Jittery gets distracted by repeated photobucket ads and bangs his head against the wall until all the pretty stars turn into darkness."

jitterypillow wrote:"Jittery gets distracted by repeated photobucket ads and bangs his head against the wall until all the pretty stars turn into darkness."

"Eva seizes this opportunity and persuades jittery's minions that Eva is now the almighty leader.

Jittery concedes that his minions are pretty fucking annoying to change allegiance at the drop of a hat, and so lets Eva take over as long as she wears the proper ceremonial robes... and tosses her a pack of cinnamon dental floss to wear.

"The red color is what gives it authority!"